The Five Primordial Beliefs

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This section is dedicated to whom the Gremlins deemed as worthy of being worshiped.

The Void
 "Oh, hello. You're not suppose to be here. : )" 

-- The Lord

The first religion to have been founded by the Gremlins. Their leader is the Lord of Void. He exist by not existing. His nonexistence is his existence. Apparently, the Gremlins liked things like that. One of the Gremlins have displayed space powers and has personally taken the Lord through different universes, and that is how it all started. Not much is known about The Void. And it should stay that way.

The Meme Dream
"Suh dude. I like to take five minutes of your time to talk about the meme dream."

--The Memescendant This is the second religion to have been founded. They were so impressed by how he presented it that some have incorporated some dank memes within their lives. God, they have so much existential dread by just

converting. The fuck? Almost half of the gremlin population has converted to this Mємє Ɗяєαм. His influence creates a love-hate relationship with the gremlins because it does promote them to go for what they want, but if what they want is to convert to another religion, then would that be betraying the meme dream? Questions to know.

The Sqot Queen
''"Did someone say, sqot up?" ''

--The Booty

The Hottie Tyrant
"One days, if you practice really hard... you might be half as successful as me."

--The Tyrant

The Cookie Jar
"I'M FULLY LOADED WITH D'BETES. FIST ME. PUT YOUR HANDS INSIDE OF ME"

--Cookie noises